roll1uptwice:

Pay them ppl man.

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

Did anyone else do this

Rave reviews

grimeclown:

LMFAO

ace-bestos:

ace-bestos:

i buy you a sexy egirl harness but every time it’s on you freeze like cats do

our date in a park since ur ass wont stop chasing birds

ryomensukunamoved-deactivated20:

possum-adjacent:

dankmemeuniversity:

go girl give us nothing

identitycrisishoursopen:

slashercatz:

macademmia:

a-maiz-ing:

bururaji:

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

he sounds like an anime villain

bluesturngold:

beadyeyes:

noneofyourbuisness1107:

beadyeyes:

beadyeyes:

im not homophobic im half gay

on my moms side

Which mom

yours

feywildwest:

I call this masterpiece “ADHD Requires Me To Break Down My Days Into 47-Step To-Do Lists that Simplify Tasks So Much I’m Writing Things Like ‘Turn On Some Music’ Then ‘Pick Up Papers First’ Then ‘Now Pick Up The Clothes’ Sprinkled Periodically With Encouragements And Pleas Not To Give Into Executive Dysfunction Or Fatigue” by Alex Feywildwest (Notes App, IPhone, 2018)

kaijuno:

Very tense living situation happening here

i-dc:

bigprettygothgf:

goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20:

sluttynurse:

goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20:

Eric Andre’s stupid Margaret Thatcher thing has literally set back the feminist movement by 30 years

silence, kamala harris defender

are you literally serious 

this is my son Throckmorton if you see him please message me he has been missing for 3 days after telling me he wanted to meet one of his fathers. if you have any information please call 1-657-354-4646

laboradorescence:

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

smashing-yng-man: